I’m going to come back from the dead.
Are you insane?
Yes – but that’s beside the point!
As Bertrand Russell said the only thing that will redeem mankind is co-operation. I think we can all appreciate that now.
It isn’t a feud. Feuding suggests at one time you liked each other. We never did.
The first time we met, we hated each other.
I still thought you were gonna save my life… even after that.
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
You’ve got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds.
The only thing I’ve got going for me, is this body, this face, and what I got up here. I don’t do drugs. And I don’t have a pimp.
My body is a temple, Miss McFadden, and I am worshiping it. It’s what gives me my energy, my vitality and my natural disposition. I’m 63 years old Miss McFadden and look at me.
“And, I’m gonna be forty!”
“When?”
“Someday.”
“In eight years.”
“But it’s there. It’s just sitting there, like some big dead end. And it’s not the same for men – Charlie Chaplin had kids when he was 73.”
“Yeah, but he was too old to pick them up.”
I couldn’t be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it’s possible to get another.
I’m just gonna go ahead an nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregnancy often leads to, you know… an infant
Now look. There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours.
And on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.
You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard. Jesus Christ. I’ve met some dumb bastards in my time but you outdo them all.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Fascinating, but what is wrong with the car?
He totaled it! I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad. Do you have any idea how important this is to me? Do you have any clue?