What is the matter with you? Traffic Ops tells me you’re driving your car manually. You ran two trucks off the road!
Use the Force, Luke.
Ya know, sometimes I wished people was like dogs, Luke.
That’s my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.
Excuse me… but your friend… is awake.
My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant total amazement.
They live. We sleep.
Not in death, but just in sleep, the fateful prophecy you’ll keep. And from this slumber you shall wake, when true love’s kiss, the spell shall break.
Good night, sweet Prince, and flocks of angels speed thee to thy rest.
Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.
Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?
You know, you can go into early labor sucking face like that!
I cannot, I cannot suck anyone who I am not engaged to…
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Would you give a man a foot massage?
Well, Christy, that’s the nearest he’ll ever come to saying I love you.
What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is I want to be with your daughter. I’m good at it.
Bonasera, Bonasera, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you’d come to me in friendship, this scum who ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.
I am Jaguar Paw. This is my forest. And I am not afraid.
I love you.
I know.