They want me to quit. They say, “John, give up the fight.”
“You better listen to the big picture, Mr. Morrison. Quitters Incorporated was endowed by a very important person. After he died of lung cancer, we realized there were techniques he had developed in the family business that we can now use to stop people from smoking. Actually, this is a very nice tax gimmick, but mainly we’re interested in helping our fellow man. For the first month, our operatives will have you under constant supervision. You may see some of them all of the time. You may see all of them some of the time, but believe me, Mr. Morrison, you’ll never see all of them all of the time. You smoke, they’ll see you.”
“You’ll bring me down here and stick me in the old cat room?”
“No. We’ll bring your wife down here and stick her in the cat room. You get to watch.”
Ladies and gentlemen - welcome to violence!
That’s all, ladies and gentlemen, that’s all.
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I live with melancholy
My friend is vague distress
I wake up every morning
And say, “Bonjour tristesse”
Hey, Mom. Why so tense?
Mother, can we get married when I grow up?
Married on impulse and divorced in a rage.
You have some valid reasons for wanting a divorce.
Women…can’t live with 'em, can’t kill 'em.
More wine my dear?
For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.
Hmm. Should have quite a kick.
One, two, three, kick!
Here’s to the beautiful ladies / Here’s to those wonderful girls / Adele’s and Molly’s, Lucille’s and Polly’s / You’ll find them all at the Ziegfeld Follies.
Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies.
Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain.
For we’ve received orders for to sail back to Boston.
And so nevermore shall we see you again.
Hi, Bobby, you’re somewhere out there, on the deep blue goddamn sea, and I’m writing this on a box two semi-down pillows, that I secretly bought for us at Penny’s, and I’m smiling at myself because the surprise I have in store for you… I’m talking removal, from our dungeons in the Crow’s Nest… to our own place… It’s no great shakes but… but ya gotta begin with a baby shake… right? Forever love Bobby… I’m in this for the long run…
I’m like a bad penny, I always turn up.
This mission sucks.