I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it!
Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.
I was *this close * to doing it in the water last night, and that’s a first.
What kind of an asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn’t even know how to swim?
You stupid fool, the fall will probably kill you!
It happens to everybody, horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.
You know, everyone thinks we got this broken down horse and fixed him, but we didn’t. He fixed us. Every one of us.
Don’t forget, Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.
You know, Sweets, I met Dr. Martin Luther King once. Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin’ down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin’ good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it’s Dr. Martin Luther King. I said “Dr. King?” and he said “Ooops, I thought you were somebody else.”
Abraham, Martin, and John
Hail Mary, full of grace, help me win this stock-car race.
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver’s sexual orientation.
“Dad, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ‘bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
Welcome to Sesame Street, kids. Today’s word is ‘expiation’.
Schmidt believes he walks in the footsteps of the gods.
That was a long time ago, and I know I wasn’t always the king of kings.
If you’re a prince, there’s hope for every ape in Africa.
Apes don’t read philosophy.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.