Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

[Ike_Witt]

@Typo_Negative

'When I tell you to move, you’ll move fast"

“I said a please would be nice”.

[Chefguy]

@minionkat

"Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this “six foot turkey” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'raptors you didn’t even know were there. Because Velociraptor’s a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this… a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say… no no. He slashes at you here… or here… or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is… you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know… try to show a little respect. "

Look at the brain on Brad!

[The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski]

@Chefguy

Look at the brain on Brad!

:dubious:
Check out the big brain on Brett

[Chefguy]

@The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski

:dubious:
Check out the big brain on Brett

Yeah, that. All this time, I thought it was Brad.

[Dunkelheit]

@Ike_Witt

“I said a please would be nice”.

Please! It’s so five minutes ago!

[Joey_P]

@Dunkelheit

Please! It’s so five minutes ago!

Ugh, gag me with a spoon.

[Chefguy]

Out you two pixies go, through the door or out the window!

[astorian]

Hey, where the fuck do you guys get off on arresting somebody for getting thrown out of a window?

[Spoons]

We’re on a mission from God.

[Chefguy]

As God as my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.

[Fear_Itself]

Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.

[astorian]

I think a man working outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That’s only my opinion.

[Tangent]

I wish I knew how to quit you.

[El_Kabong]

Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away and we’ll give you a safe passageway in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

[crypto]

You can’t leave now! All the plants will die!

[Evil_Captor]

But Basketball is a peaceful plant! Er, planet!

[Boyo_Jim]

There’s no crying in baseball!

[RTFirefly]

@Boyo_Jim

There’s no crying in baseball!

I believe in the Church of Baseball. I’ve tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn’t work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me.

[Enginerd]

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

[Typo_Negative]

I’m talkin’about friendship. I’m talkin’about character. I’m talkin’about-- Hell, Leo, I ain’t embarrassed to use the word. I’m talkin’ about ethics.