Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

And you know what you’ll be saying? A bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. “Oh yeah. I used to be a salesman. It’s a tough racket.”

I once tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an insurance salesman.

Fuckin’ A…

Badges? We don’t got no badges. . .we don’t need no steenking badges!

Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.

This chick is toast!

I believe you have my stapler. . .?

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do;

Honey badger don’t give a shit. He’s a badass motherfucker.

Dude, where’s my car?

Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me.

Are you talkin’ to me?

You take a page outta this guy’s book: a little less you talk, a little more you think!

Oooooh…ahhhh…I’m going to have to go ahead and “disagree” with you there…yyyeahhhh…

You’re not very smart. I like that in a man.

Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

You get those holes a-leakin’, I’m gonna whomp you with a knotted plow line.

Moving the fun from Cafe Society to the Game Room.

'When I tell you to move, you’ll move fast"

Fuck the stakes Bodhi! The only one that thinks that this is a game is you, man. This is real. This is serious shit, and I am scared.