I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
I’m the princess. I have duties, responsibilities, expectations.
It’s good to be the king.
You know, ih… if I’m a… a King, where’s my power? Can I… can I form a government? Can I… can I l-levy a tax, declare a… a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because… the nation believes that when I s… I speak, I speak for them - but I can’t speak.
Sure, that’s easy for you to say.
You’ve seen these movies where they say “Make my day” or “I’m your worst nightmare”? Well, listen to this one: RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!!! Ha! You didn’t know I’m gonna say that, did you?
Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain. Just stand up and complain!
We’re mad as hell, and we’re not gonna take it any more!
So what the hell kind of show are we going to do next week?
I like this plan… we could start again, just like the old days!
“So what’s the plan?”
“Ummm…”
“You don’t have a plan?”
“Hey, I’m kind of making this up as I…go.”
All I wanted was a little order. A slice of quiche would be nice.
Did you just order a five dollar shake? That’s a shake – that’s milk and ice cream. That’s five dollars? You don’t put bourbon in it or nothin’?
I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.
Why marry a woman like Tondalayo? She’d rather you give her a trumpery piece of jewelry any day.
(Walter Pidgeon to Richard Carlson in “White Cargo” (1942) at about 59 min into it.)
“You can tell Lord Faarquad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I’ll be waiting for him right here!”
“Hey. I’m nobody’s messenger boy, alright? I’m a DELIVERY boy.”
You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun, and put your hands in the air.
Hello, Vinny. It’s your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!