Don’t let me go away without my pay.
Money isn’t everything, Mortimer.
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you’re haggling over one hundred pound? What d’you do when you’re not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
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Start the revolution without me.
Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?
Daddy, did God made for you to be like this or was it an accident?
God didn’t make Rambo, I made him!
But we Romans are rich. We’ve got a lot of gods. We’ve got a god for everything. The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation… but I hear that’s coming quickly.
From this day forward, I am enlisted in His service. I offer Him my fortune, my sword, and my life. And this I pledge to you on my honor as a Roman.
No, I’m only joking. I’m not really Brian. No, I’m not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I’m only pulling your leg! It’s a joke! I’m not him! I’m just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can’t take a joke!
Father died laughing!
Dad, I met a man in Rome. And he’s wonderful, and brilliant, and we’re getting married.
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam.
Say “I do”!
He does.
He does not shy away from the sword
Swords are no more use here!
My pride broke it. My rage broke it! This excellent knight, who fought with fairness and grace, was meant to win. I used Excalibur to change that verdict. I’ve lost, for all time, the ancient sword of my fathers, whose power was meant to unite all men… not to serve the vanity of a single man. I am… nothing.
All I’ve got left is that room upstairs.
My room upstairs is just like I knew it would be!