Let me tell you something about the local girls. Ever since there’s been a base here, there’s been what you’d call the Puget Sound Debs. The poor girls come across the sound on the ferry every weekend with just one thing in mind, and that’s to marry themselves a naval aviator. A Puget Deb will tell you, “Don’t you worry about contraceptives. I’ve got that all taken care of.” Don’t believe it, Sweet Pea. A Puget Deb will do anything and say anything to trap you. I know this sounds silly, especially in this so-called modern age, but you scuzzy college pukes should watch out- because they’re out there. And YOU, Sweet Pea, are the answer to their dreams!
You’re forever falling for men on their last nights on furlough. That’s about the limit of your commitments, one night, a day, a month. You prefer lovers to husbands, hotels to homes. You’d rather grieve than live.
Bye, Mister. Don’t go nowhere without me ! I wanna have your love child !
Oh, HELL no.
Uh, look, Jeffrey, I don’t want a partner. In fact, I don’t want the father to be someone I have to see socially or who’ll have any interest in raising the child himself.
You’d be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children.
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
You bring home the goddamn San Diego Zoo and I have to clean up after it!
Zed, we’re gonna need a containment crew down here at McDougal, south of Houston.
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.
Did you kill her? Is she dead? Is she dead?
It’s just a flesh wound!
Careful, you don’t want to aggravate your wound.
I’d give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting
Ah! The last of your excremental bodily functions!
How many years you spend pissing on a toilet seat before someone told you to put it up?
Hey, listen, I want somebody good, and I mean VERY good, to plant that gun. I don’t want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, all right?
You dick!