Me Tarzan, You Jane.
In MY jungle, you’d be just another asshole.
That wasn’t very nice.
What I meant to say was allegedly. I mean allegedly beaten up that cop. Way I hear it, the only crime you were guilty of is being a black man in a fancy car, right? Cop started pushing you around so you put the smack down on his candy ass real good. Serves 'im right?
Shut your mouth, Sir! You know, if I weren’t in uniform, I’d split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you can say, “police brutality!”
Your nerves? Well, hell, you’re just a God-damned coward. Shut up! I won’t have a yellow bastard sitting here crying in front of these brave men who have been wounded in battle! SHUT UP !
That was the bravest thing I’ve ever seen. Oh it’s NOT a compliment! To a possum, bravery is just dumb!
…Desperaux, you’re not flinching!
Remain calm! All is well.
Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We’re at the threshold of hell.
Could be worse. Could be raining.
Maybe we could build a fire, you know, sing some songs…
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
HEY! There’s no singin’ in the North Pole!
Son of a Nutcracker!
I worry that my son might not understand what I’ve tried to be. And if I were to be killed, Willard, I would want someone to go to my home and tell my son everything. Everything I did, everything you saw, because there’s nothing that I detest more than the stench of lies. And if you understand me, Willard, you will do this for me.
You won’t live with mendacity? Well, you’re an expert at it! The truth is pain and sweat and paying bills and making love to a woman that you don’t love any more. Truth is dreams that don’t come true, and nobody prints your name in the paper til you die.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?
~MD 
All our dreams can come true…if we have the courage to pursue them.
Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.