The Rodriguez Brothers do not approve of drugs
I been smoking since I was born, man, I can smoke anything, man. You know like I smoke that Michoacán, and Acapulco Gold, man.
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Hey, Kentucky! Big old Red done ate his breakfast this morning! And you about to see something that you ain’t never even seen before!
Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog’s mind, ya know?
Lassie, come home!
You’re the man now, dog!
Y-yes, I am the man!
I am the very model of a modern major-general.
I would rather be a murder suspect.
I didn’t kill your father.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya…etc.
Stop saying that!
I’m not shouting!
All right, I am! I’m shouting, I’m shouting, I’m shout…
Your voice is piercing, John.
I envy her,I envy him,I envy John Brook’s for marrying Meg, I hate Fred Vaugnn and if Beth had a lover I’d despise him too.Just as you have alway’s known you would not marry a pauper I have alway’s known I should be part of the March family.
I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
Slymenstra Hymen: “I don’t think you’ll ever know how to please a woman.”
Oderus Urungus: “That’s ok because I am not a woman.”
Ohhh. Was your missus pleased?
Fornication is such a puny sin. If Margaret had come in and told you she’d murdered the gardener, you would forgiven her, shielded her from the police. Just because she wants to have some harmless fun with some young man, you want to strangle her.