Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

“It’s that gardener.”

“Yes, Chauncey Gardiner.”

Now’s your chance to speak up.

Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to
you, trippingly on the tongue: but if you mouth it,
as many of your players do, I had as lief the
town-crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air
too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently;
for in the very torrent, tempest, and, as I may say,
the whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget
a temperance that may give it smoothness. O, it
offends me to the soul to hear a robustious
periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to
very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings, who
for the most part are capable of nothing but
inexplicable dumbshows and noise: I would have such
a fellow whipped for o’erdoing Termagant; it
out-herods Herod: pray you, avoid it.

Yeah. Great. No problem. What was the middle thing, about the police?

I know who you are. You that clown always trying talk yourself out every situation. No matter how deep you in, that’s a bad character trait for a cop.

Good…bad…I’m the guy with the gun.

A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.

You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much! It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

When there is no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.

I’m sorry; there’re no vacancies… positively no vacancies.

And finally, a wafer thin mint.

Candy doesn’t have to have a point. That’s why it’s candy.

That’s peanut brittle. If either of us touches it, we’ll go into anaphylactic shock.

Mom! Dad! Don’t touch it! It’s EVIL!

One thing, though: Touch his dick, and he’s dead!

I see dead people!

If you hold anything back, I’ll kill you. If you bend the truth, or if
I think you’re bending the truth, I’ll kill you. If you forget
anything, I’ll kill you. In fact, you’re going to have to work very
hard to stay alive, Nick. I hope you understand everything
I have said. Because if you don’t, I’ll kill you.

Love conquers all. Every cloud has a silver lining. Faith can move mountains. Love will always find a way. Everything happens for a reason. Where there’s life, there’s hope. Hmpf…they gotta tell you somethin’.

We know how to behave! We’ve had lessons.