Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

[Yell.]

[Wilhelm Scream]

Children of the night! Shut up!!

Maltz! Cho’Echu!

I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase.

It’s the new small talk. You do it so awfully well.

It means “no worries” for all the rest of your days.

It means “You are a baboon. And I’m not.”

Orangutan, Ma. Clyde’s an orangutan.

You’re what people are interested in. The gorilla girl.

Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall.

Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of geography!

I’m the guidance counselor. I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.

Here are your grade point averages. Mr. Kroger: two C’s, two D’s and an F. That’s a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You’re at the top of the Delta pledge class.

I’m just an average person with an above average curiosity… and of course I don’t make make friends easy.

Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

Nobody knows this mall better than I do.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

This mall has everything.

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.