He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?
A cow?
I gotta go Julia, we got cows.
Stupid llamas!
Tell us where the talking llama is or we will burn your house to the ground.
Yay, I’m a llama again! …Wait.
I’ll have what she’s having.
Mummy dust, to make me old. To shroud my clothes, the black of night. To age my voice, an old hag’s cackle. To whiten my hair, a scream of fright. A blast of wind to fan my hate. A thunderbolt to mix it well. Now, begin thy magic spell.
Expelliarmus!
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
You are such a geek!
I’m not a nymphomaniac. I’m a compulsive liar.
This contract is void! The fact that my client has been riden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant. Standard Community Property applies and she is entitled to half of the marital assets, or $11.395 million. Jordan fades back, swoosh, and THAT’S THE GAME! Nothing further, your honor!
I’m not talking about guilty or not guilty; just, just innocence.
Mr. Gambini, the next words out of your mouth better be “guilty” or “not guilty”. I don’t want to hear commentary, argument, or opinion. I don’t want to hear any facts or evidence. If I hear anything other than “guilty” or “not guilty”, you’ll be in contempt. I don’t even want to hear you clear your throat to speak! Now, how do your clients plead?
*Incredibly *guilty.
You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They’re out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he’d like to do it again! He told me so! It’s just a show! It’s a show! It’s “Let’s Make A Deal”! “Let’s Make A Deal”! Hey Frank, you wanna “Make A Deal”? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?
But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Give me decaffeinated coffee ice cream.
You shouldn’t even be hanging out with this pervert.