Man, there’s still daylight.
Brush up your Shakespeare!
And that movie is on TCM as I type.
Yeah, that’s what she said.
I got mind control over Deebo. He be like, “Shut the fuck up!” I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.
[Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY]
Sorry about that, Chief.
I’m very, very sorry for the terrible distress that I have caused.
All right, all right, I apologize. I’m really really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I’m sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say “whores.” No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize.
You always were a cunning linguist, James.
Willy told me he wanted his knob polished.
My dear family, guess what? Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish the whole family could’ve been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I’ll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin.
I better adjust my tongue box.
“But without my voice, how can I–”
“You have your looks, your pretty face. And don’t forget the importance of body language. Ha!”
If you were a real woman, you’d lie to me about our sex.
Look, you don’t know me from Adam. But I was a better man with you, as a woman, than I ever was with a woman as a man. You know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress.
Claude Rains: Good evening darling [to wife Bette Davis]. You look positively majestic, so I think I better remain seated.
Deception '46 (on TCM right now)
To be a Queen is to be less than human, to put pride before desire, to search Men’s hearts for tenderness, and find only ambition. To cry out in the dark for one unselfish voice, to hear only the dry rustle of papers of state.
It’s good to be the King.
You know, for some reason, I’m reminded of Amsterdam. Ever eat a raw herring with a beer chaser and a scoop of ice cream?