You know a religious guy named John Paul?
You don’t become a nun to run away from life, Patsy. It’s not because you’ve lost something. It’s because you’ve found something.
He say, “Good idea.”
Son of a bitch… He stole my line.
What have you done with them? Give them back to me or I’ll…
He’ll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
You don’t pick that up watching Sesame Street.
Where have they been hidin’ you, kid?
Um, the wardrobe. Upstairs. Lucy thinks she’s found a forest inside.
If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.
Gentlemen, your average working man is not stupid.
Stupid is as stupid does.
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
Oh, fuck! I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger! How the fuck did he get in there?
You think tiger is your friend, he is an animal, not a playmate.
If it happened, it happened. Why should it have to mean anything?
I want to see what love looks like when it’s triumphant. I haven’t had a good laugh in a week.
It’s just, you know. You’re just funny, it’s… funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.