I gotta get me some of that.
It’s not right; this damn woman doing something like this to me. I used to have power. Now old age is creeping up on me.
“So, I heard you turned 80 today.”
“Is that what you heard?”
“Yeah. Man…that’s really old.”
“Oh yeah? Well, you should meet my father.”
“Your father’s still alive?”
“Naah, but you should meet him.”
Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
Oh I’m too old for that sort of thing.
Would I not be outstanding in that capacity?
Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?
We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.
Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: “Live people ignore the strange and unusual.” I, myself, am strange and unusual.
And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.
Klaatu Barada N… necktie… nectar… nickel… noodle… it’s an “N” word, it’s definitely an “N” word…
One fine day… I went out with an old man. He’s studied noodles for 40 years. He was showing me the right way to eat them.
Wax on. Wax off.
To you they are wax, but to me their creator, they live and breathe.
I realize such a concept tends to negate our belief in a benevolent God, but yes.
He’s not the Messiah; he’s a very naughty boy!
Best Boy: FRANK McKANE
Worst Boy: ADOLF HITLER
Frank Burns is a menace!
“Spider-Man, Hero or Menace? Exclusive Daily Bugle Photos”.
We’re not exactly the Washington Post, okay?