I’m a firm believer in carnation.
Hurry up, Goldenrod! Or you’re going to be a permanent resident!
Be careful or six of your best friends will be carrying you by the handles.
Speaking of manned or unmanned, be sure to ask him about the time he guessed wrong at Spring Break 1987.
You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool!
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
I don’t know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives, all comes down to today. Now either we heal as a team, or we’re gonna crumble. Inch by inch, play by play — till we’re finished.
Now I’m going to tell you something I’ve kept to myself for years. None of you ever knew George Gipp. He was long before your time, but you all know what a tradition he is at Notre Dame. And the last thing he said to me, “Rock,” he said, “sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they’ve got and win just one for the Gipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Rock,” he said, “but I’ll know about it and I’ll be happy.”
Well, I don’t have anything to say, you’ve done the best you could. You really have, the best you could. You can’t expect to win 'em all. But, I want to tell you something I’ve kept to myself through these years. I was in the war myself, medical corps. I was on late duty one night when they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He could barely talk. He looked at me and said, “The odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway. I’m glad. The Captain made the right decision.” The pilot’s name was George Zip. The last thing he said to me: “Doc,” he said, “some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, Doc,” he said, “but I won’t smell too good, that’s for sure.”
I never wash now. I stink!
When you focus on kung fu, when you concentrate… you stink. But perhaps that is my fault. I cannot train you the way I have trained the Five. I now see that the way to get through to you is with this.
I know kung fu.
Becoming a top fighter takes time, unless you’re a natural-born kung-fu genius, and they’re one in a million.
“This is insanity, Max.”
“Or maybe it’s genius.”
You’re a nutcase! You’re a bleedin’ nutcase!
They said the same of Jesus Christ, Freud, and Galileo.
They said it of a lot of nutcases too.
You’re not as stupid as you look, are you, Mr. Moon?
“You’re that smart?”
“Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?”
“Yes.”
“Morons.”
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Shut up!
Harpo: [Honk!]