This isn’t a real suicide thing. This is probably one of those “cry-for-help” things.
I’m gonna help with your stories.
What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you’re as useless as an asshole right here? Well guess what, Buddy? I think, you just fucking convinced me!
And if you screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!
Screw you, creep-o!
Don’t smoke that. It makes your breath like garbage.
You mean we’re smokin’ dog shit, man?
Listen, punk. To me you’re nothin’ but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!
Stop teasing that dog, you hear me! Stop teasing him! Sonny, I’m gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that!
Yeah, well, I’m just quakin’ in my boots.
Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.
In case of a loss of oxygen, please place your masks over your faces to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.
Exits are here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees, and…
Kiss your bum goodbye.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
I’m a Yid, I’m a Heebie, I’m a hooknose, I’m a Red Sea pedestrian and I’m proud of it!
sigh One of these days I am really…
beat
…gonna let you teach that guy a lesson.
Gentleman, from this day forward you will all refer to me by the name ‘Betty’. Ahhahhh, ahhahh…
Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammad? Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Call me booboo kitty fuck!
Ah, shit, let’s drink to something else. Let’s drink to fucking. Yeah, say, “Here’s to your fuck, Frank.”