The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self awareness.
I always drink to world peace.
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.
This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
Hey, hey! Now, don’t you tell me you don’t remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.
Was she a big fat girl?
Lil’ Kim. She’s phat.
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Y’know… P-H phat.
I ain’t fat. I’m sexy succulent.
I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.
You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
You complete me.
Shut up, just shut up. You had me at “hello”.
Oh, THERE’S a big surprise! That’s an incredible… I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die of NOT surprise!
Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
You’re gonna have a family too someday. You’re gonna meet a nice girl, with… with low standards, no real options, or sense of smell.
Shut up and deal!
Maybe poker’s just not your game, Ike. I know! Let’s have a spelling contest!
What did you think he had? Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?