If you believe in fairies, clap your hands!
What do you think, folks? I think they mean yes!
Yes. The individual human mind. In a child’s power to master the multiplication table, there is more sanctity than in all your shouted “amens” and “holy holies” and “hosannas.” An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man’s knowledge is a greater miracle than all the sticks turned to snakes or the parting of the waters.
Lighten up, Francis.
Come forward, sons of Assisi. God is with you!
Buds or no buds, you’ll never destroy that girl’s faith.
Uh, we have a real treat for you folks. I’d like you to all welcome our own guard, Josh Framm. And the new mascot, for the Timberwolves basketball team, Air-Bud!
Guard number one is a senior on Klahn’s mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please: Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for: Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he’s a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please: Enormous Genitals!
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Even if I wanted to, my boss isn’t here, there’s no one I can quit to.
“You’re the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.”
Is this a kissing book?
Sounds like pure soap opera.
Fear not, sweet lady! I will not molest you. I am but a humble jester, and you? You are too far above me!
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you?
I’m too old for this kind of funnin’!
The last months of his life were the best months of mine.
“Everybody’d be nice to you if they knew you were dying.”
“Everybody knows everybody is dying; that’s why people are as good as they are.”
'Ere, he says he’s not dead.