You’re out of the family business, that’s your punishment.
If it wasn’t for me, you’d be selling shirts at Barney’s.
If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking German! *“Deutschland, Deutschland über alles…” *
I am Italian! Sono italiano in spirito. Ma ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare in giardino a fare l’amore appassionato. Uno sbaglio grande! But it’s such an ugly language. How about… Russian?
Russians don’t take a dump, son, without a plan.
Gromolsky, go shut her up… but gently!
You make sounds like you’re a mean little ass kicker. Only I ain’t convinced.
P-p-p-pow!
Your “pows” are weak, old man. You should not have come.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
You chose me… so you recognized the skills, so I don’t want nobody calling me son or kid or sport or nothing like that, cool?
I see a young man with potential. A young man who is loyal. Who can do as he is asked, and who wants to do something good with his life.
I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see!
Take him to Detroit!
Then I heard she went to Paris to make art films.
Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here but it sounds better in French.
Tapping’s not my strongest point.
I’m Guy Patterson, I’m from Erie, Pennsylvania, I’m in a band called The Wonders and we just cut a record, we’re out here on the coast and I play the drums and I have all your records well not all of them but a lot of them but ah at least I did until some of them got swiped when I was stationed in Germany and you were playing in Germany at the time that I was stationed there, but you know what I couldn’t see you because you were playing in Hamburg and I was stationed in Munich but I listen to your records and I think you’re great.
We are Spinal Tap from the UK. You must be the USA!
Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say “let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say.” Well, you’re dead now, so shut up.