Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Okay, have you been studying the manual?

How to apply for a job; how to advance from the mailroom; how to sit down at a desk; how to dictate memorandums; how to develop executive style; how to commute in a three button suit with that weary executive smile: this book is all I need - “How to Succeed, How to Succeed!”

I won’t bother you with actual statistics.

There’s a 68.71% chance you’re right.

Never tell me the odds!

In Vegas, everybody’s gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I’m watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.

If you’re staring at me, it better be because I’m the suspect.

Keaton always said, “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him.” Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Lighten up, Francis.

You act as if we have all the time in the world! How much time has the world got? Somebody has to begin to care!

We’re all traveling through time together, every day of our lives. All we can do is do our best to relish this remarkable ride.

Stop the world! I want to get off.

You’re walking away from history!

“That belongs in a museum.”

“So do you!”

And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum: the capuchin monkey, a highly intelligent primate, known for its loving and generous nature.

A jimp. A-a-a jimpanzee, Senator. An ape.

Even a monkey, brought up in the right surroundings, can learn the meaning of decency and honesty.

I wanted to teach her what language is. I wanted to teach her yes.