Well, I… I don’t know how to answer you, except to say that I teach you truths. My truths. Yeah, and it is kinda scary, dealing with the truth. Scary, and dangerous…
Archaeology is the search for FACT, not TRUTH. If it’s truth you’re interested in, Dr. Tyree’s philosophy class is right down the hall.
Professor Harris. I should’ve known he was evil. He gave me an A-minus.
So, I violated section 34 Double-D? That’s what you’re telling me?
Don’t fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.
My partner and I witnessed that little torchlight picnic you threw last night, we’re gonna put you where your kind always ends up - in a seven by seven foot grey-green metal cage in the fifteenth floor of some hundred-year-old penitentiary, with damp, stinking walls and a wooden plank for a bed.
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
This ain’t the good ol’ USA! This is Turkey, man! It’s a fuckin’ accident here if you’re innocent! There ain’t nobody here that is innocent!
As The Turks sent us away as Greeks, The Greeks received us as Turks.
He didn’t have anything to spend it on, did he? Stuck out in Greece. Lowest standard of living in Europe.
We’ll always have Paris.
Look, I admit I came to Paris to escape American Provincial, but that doesn’t mean I’m ready for French Traditional.
I don’t know what they taught you in France, but rude and interesting are not the same things.
You Americans are dumb. You admire Lafayette and Maurice Chevalier. They’re the dumbest of all Frenchmen.
I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
No good, I’ve known too many Spaniards.
Can’t push him too hard; he might break. You gotta remember who you’re dealing with.
What was it that you used to say to your kids at Hillsdale High? That character is tested when you’re up against it?
Of course you don’t know. You don’t know because only I know. If you knew and I didn’t know, then you’d be teaching me instead of me teaching you - and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?
But you’re like the classic school principal! I mean you’re scary and bad with people…