Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
This guy’s a fucking gorilla!
Listen, I don’t know whether you’re there or not. Maybe you just clean carpets. If you do, you’re lucky – you’re gonna live a long, happy life. But if you other guys exist and you’re picking this up – forget about the Army of The Twelve Monkeys, they didn’t do it. It was a mistake. Someone else did it. The Army of The Twelve Monkeys are just dumb kids playing revolutionaries. It was someone else. I’ve done my job. I did what you wanted. Good luck. I’m not coming back!
I let him think I’m staying in the suite, not cleaning it. I’m the maid, Ty.
He’s still David Larrabee, and you’re still the chauffeur’s daughter, and you’re still reaching for the moon.
Hello, Mr. Werthan? Yeah, it’s me. Guess where I’m at? I jus’ finished drivin’ yo mama to da store! Oh, yeah, she flap around some, but she’s all right, she in da store. Oh, Lord, she jus’ looked out da window an’ seen me on da phone, prob’ly gonna throw a fit right there at da checkout. You sho’ right about that! Only took me six days - same time it took the Lord to make the world.
Will the child be a nuisance? It’s an 11 hour flight! Jolly good! I hope we crash!
Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to interrupt, but we’ve got a first to report. It seems our aircraft is big enough to lose a child in. Her name is Julia Pratt, six years old, she is wearing a navy blue jumper. If she’s anywhere near you or perhaps playing with one of your kids, please press the call button now.
A little girl! Where is she?
Thank heaven for little girls
They grow up in
The most delightful way.
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
The commissar has good powers of observation.
He is intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.
You don’t think he would try to flatline without us, do you?
He don’t know me very well, do he?
Wait a minute! I know you, you’re Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!
You could’ve come and seen him. They don’t charge you for that.
You clearly have a flair for show business.
You know what, Stan? If you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don’t you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?