Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!
Aw shit, they let anybody into this century! What the hell you doing here?
We’re painting the roses red.
I’ve stolen a garden.
I am a very serious gardener.
I said that I would see you because I had heard that you were a serious man, to be treated with respect.
Well, alrighty then!
Alright, alright, alright.
Yes, Yes, Yes! NO! NO!
‘Ah yes, ah no’…ah, fiddlesticks! Just open your mouth and let it come out.
Ohhh, I see! After 10 years, after 1400 kids have learned the violin, “this is just an extra program!”
I know kung fu.
What was that? An Exhibition? We need emotional content. Now try again!
You mean it’s like, ‘If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.’ Yes. I thought so.
I’m reviewing the situation / Can a fellow be a villain all his life? / All the trials and tribulations. / Better settle down and get myself a wife! / And a wife would cook and sew for me, / And come for me, and go for me, / And go for me, and nag at me, / The fingers, she would wag at me. / The money she would take from me. / A misery, she’ll make from me… I think I’d better think it out again!
I’m getting married in the morning!
Three days ago, I loathed you. I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska and things started to changed. Things changed when we kissed. And when you told me about your tattoo. Even when you checked me out when we were naked. But I didn’t realize any of this, until I was standing alone… in a barn… wifeless. Now, you could imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So Margaret, marry me, because I’d like to date you.
I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because, when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Hope for the New Year. That’s what New Year’s Eve is to me. Hope and a great party!
I’ll never give up Hope! He’s my favorite radio comedian.