And I thought MY jokes were bad.
There’s nothing like a good joke!
And that was nothing like a good joke.
Oh, come on, Oliver, where’s your sense of humor?
Don’t tell me you lost your sense of humor already?
No, not really. This is a different thing; it’s spontaneous and it’s called wit.
It looks so simple to the viewer at home, those things that come so easily, that are so relaxed, and looks like it’s a matter of just taking another breath. It takes years and years and years of honing that.
It’s not easy being a cast-iron bitch. It takes discipline, years of training. A lot of people don’t appreciate that.
Why should I need more time? The job’s done. The bitch is dead.
You would like to apologize? Try again.
I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
“I don’t care who he is. Nobody talks to me like a house detective.”
“How do you know how a house detective talks?”
“Don’t you think I read?”
At the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there’s more to life than just being really, really, ridiculously good looking.
Pretty women
Fascinating…
Sipping coffee,
Dancing… pretty women
Pretty women
Are a wonder.
Pretty women!
You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.
With the world saved and the secrets of Da Vinci protected, Eddie finally got his coffee.
More tea, anyone?
Just as she says, Laura. All you’re supposed to do is once in a while give the boys a little tea… tea and sympathy.
Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?
First goddamn week of winter.
We have two advantages - we know this town, and we know the cold. We live here for a reason: because nobody else can.