The only thing that makes me truly happy is mathematics. Snow, ice, and numbers.
How’d you figure that? They’ve got half the PhD’s on the planet working on this.
A little bird told me.
Stop repeating everything I say. I’m the parrot!
Hush, Aurora.
I’m afraid. The weight of your silence is terrible.
Be afraid, be afraid, pink elephants on parade.
Hey… why am I “Mr. Pink”?
Frank…you’re not a Lutheran?
They sure don’t look like Presbyterians to me.
Dorks! They look like a couple of dorks!
So now I tell you how we fly to America. The first time we started we got-a half way there when we run out a gasoline, and we gotta go back. Then I take-a twice as much gasoline. This time we’re just about to land, maybe three feet, when what do you think: we run out of gasoline again. And-a back-a we go again to get-a more gas. This time I take-a plenty gas. Well, we get-a half way over, when what do you think happens: we forgot-a the airplane. So, we gotta sit down and we talk it over. Then I get-a the great idea. We no take-a gasoline, we no take-a the airplane. We take steamship, and that, friends, is how we fly across the ocean.
But the gentleman will miss the boat!
With all due respect, Miss, I’m not the one hanging off the back of a ship here.
I’m not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, Dwayne.
Here you go, Larry. See what happens? You see what happens, Larry?! See what happens?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
It’s not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes.
Take the key and lock her up, my fair lady.
Just you wait, 'Enry 'Iggins, just you wait!