[John Adams] It doesn’t matter. I won’t be in the history books anyway, only you. ‘Franklin did this, and Franklin did that, and Franklin did some other damn thing.’ Franklin smote the ground, and out sprang George Washington, fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod, and the three of them - Franklin, Washington, and the horse - conducted the entire Revolution by themselves.
[Ben Franklin] I like it!
Truth is, I help horses with people problems.
There’s a zebra in the kitchen.
A zebra? I thought I was a racehorse. Why didn’t anyone tell me?
I miss my donkey.
Donkey kick!
Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Did you get a whiff of that guy’s cologne? Eau de Monkey Fart!
That’s just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like…victory.
Yo, Adrian! I did it!
Lois, Clark Kent may seem like just a mild-mannered reporter, but listen, not only does he know how to treat his editor-in-chief with the proper respect, not only does he have a snappy, punchy prose style, but he is, in my forty years in this business, the fastest typist I’ve ever seen.
Excuse me? This is my last day here and I was wondering if you could give me a recommendation.
The haddock sandwich, it’s delicious! Early in the week.
Its a huge shit sandwich and we’re all gonna have to take a bite.
It tastes like… cheese sauce. Yum.
It does have a little wang to it. Good, though.
I guess she don’t like the cornbread, either.
You know, I’m having a hard time believing she’s someone’s aunt.
She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huuuuuge…tracts of land.