Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy,
It’s divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick!
I’m looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you’ve got a great big cock.
I’m gonna need a microscope and tweezers, it’s like, uh…
Because of microbes, Monsieur? Your private menagerie of invisible beasts?
Don’t you understand? This is the greatest discovery since van Leeuwenhoek first looked through a microscope and saw an amoeba!
Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Ah, kind of looks like a penis, only smaller.
You’re probably one of them knee-jerk liberals that thinks us gun boys would shoot our guns because it’s an extension of our penises.
Say “hello” to my little friend.
I’m Batman.
I’m Brian, and so’s my wife!
You wouldn’t mind marrying me, would you Henry?
It could be nice, growing old with you.
Crying and pissing in your pants like a 3-month old baby. Well, I guess the whole goddamned cycle is complete now.
We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master!
It’s a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. One of those Circle of Life kind of things. Now let me tell you how things are supposed to work: The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food…
Your Princess is quite a winning creature.
Sometimes a girl just HAS to wear a tiara!
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
What do you intend to do with those diamonds?