All this for a loaf of bread?
Ian, can I have a word with you a minute? There’s, uh… a couple of problems with the, uh, arrangements backstage. There’s some problems here. I don’t even know where to start… Look, this. This miniature bread, it’s like… I’ve been working with this now for about half an hour, I can’t figure out… let’s say I wanted a bite, right? You got this… exactly. I don’t understand how… well no, then it’s half the size… Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this… But then if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking… and then everything has to be folded. And then it’s this. And I don’t want this. I want LARGE BREAD, so that I can put this, so then it’s like this. But this doesn’t work, because then it’s all… Look! would you be holding this? No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A. And now we move onto this… Look, look; Who’s in here? No one. And in here, there’s a little guy, look! So, it’s a complete catastrophe!
We want bread. But we want roses too.
I’m a man, so I married. Wife, children, house. Everything. The full catastrophe.
Yeah. I say, give me somethin’ that says, ‘I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.’
What is your major malfunction?
Oh, nothing, I was just thinking about how my dad said he wired this place with video surveillance.
220, 221. Whatever it takes.
I have no time for this. Simply and clearly, if you’re not out of this apartment by noon today, our lawyers will petition the police to have…
Daniel, I see they made you master of this Sanctum.
Organized? Have you walked around this place? It’s pure anarchy! And I wouldn’t have it any other fucking way!
Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it’s a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.
Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
But it’s a hot spot.
Lava? Right here in L.A?
it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths… Heathing…
Rage… taking over…
Hulk? Smash!
I know you don’t agree with this. But my first priority is to safeguard our citizens.
Do you want to live forever?