Fuck off you freaks. I’m telling my father you talk dirty.
Well, did you ever?
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.
If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Do I ice her? Do I marry her?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you. Let him fuck you.
Oh, man, that’s cold!
I will not leave Cold Mountain. My last thread of courage is to wait… for you.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
No, never give up! Never surrender!
Is this the end of Rico?
You always were an asshole, Gorman!
Oh, you were right. I’m just your kind of asshole.
You’re a disgrace to depression.
I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be.
Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.
Are you mocking me?
Once I was a real turtle.