America needs someone who’s bigger than their speeches.
Forgive me, Dr. Franklin, but must you start speaking? How is a man to stay awake?
“But Amos, consider all the information…”
“Information! Ben, when the sun’s up, it’s up! Why read about it?”
I’m shocked! Shocked to find that gambling is going on in here.
What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?
So you’re a righty?
Just listen to what your arm’s saying to you, man.
God, I always said I would never bother you about baseball, Lord knows you have bigger things to worry about. But if you could make this pain in my shoulder stop for ten minutes, I would really appreciate it.
It’s just a flesh wound.
Long live the new flesh.
-Would you like to be called “Belle de Jour”?
-Belle de Jour?
-Since you only come in the afternoons.
-If you wish.
What’s the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in. Ow!
A girl like you can stab a man’s heart without a knife, huh? [ * OW penis * ]
I know we got issues, but rejecting your heart isn’t going to make things easier, now is it?
I have lost my heart many times before.
[laughs]
I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.
Well, I’m tired of clowns and vigilantes turning my department into a laughing stock. So say hello to my new zero-tolerance policy against all these freaks. No exceptions.
I’m… Batman.
I’m Spartacus.
I’m here from downtown. I’m here from Mitch and Murray. And I’m here on a mission of mercy. Your name’s Levine? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?
I work for Keyser Soze.