Piss on you! I’m working for Mel Brooks!
Well, we were all working at pretty terrible jobs for some awful bosses and we just thought, if we ever got a chance to be our own bosses, that we’d do things differently.
The trick is to realize that you’re always doing what you want to do… always. Nobody’s making you do anything. Once you get that, you see that you’re free and that life is really just a series of choices. Nothing happens to you. You choose.
The time has come for you to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to be at your desk on time from this moment on, or you choose to find yourself another job.
I would prefer not to.
I like to watch.
Big Brother is watching.
You’re going to call off your rigorous investigation. You’re going to publicly state that there is no underground group. Or – these guys are going to take your balls. They’re going to send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press-release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us!
Listen. I work for the CIA. I am not a spy. I just read books! We read everything that’s published in the world. And we… we feed the plots - dirty tricks, codes - into a computer, and the computer checks against actual CIA plans and operations. I look for leaks, I look for new ideas… We read adventures and novels and journals. I… I… Who’d invent a job like that?
Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.
The killer whale. He is a mammal with warm blood, found in every sea.
Ah, well, thank you for your advice, but I absolutely loathe swimming pools.
Sir- If we want to get the edge on the Soviets - and I know we can- we have to vivisect this thing. Take it apart. Learn how it works.
Living is the key to all knowledge.
Never trust the living! We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death.
The dead know only one thing, it is better to be alive
I’m not dead.
'Ere, he says he’s not dead.
I’m becoming something that never existed before. I’m becoming… Brundlefly.
I was part of something special.