And that’s the hardest part. Today, everything is different. There’s no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.
Huh? I am not a bum. I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and… uh… my thermos.
If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don’t you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles.
You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
Whistle up a Pathfinder squadron
of Lancasters with 10-ton bombs. I don’t think anybody in that castle
would ever talk again.
You can’t kill a squadron.
Sometimes, dead is better.
'Ere, he says he’s not dead.
-Do you every have déjà vu?
-Didn’t you just ask me that?
Good-bye Chocolate Mousse, I’ll never forget you. Good-bye Du Quois, take care of yourself. Good-bye Deja Vu, I’ll always remember you. And I’ll miss you most of all, Scarecrow!
Her favorite is chocolate seashells, that’s my guess.
Garlic. A lot of garlic.
Crowd: (referring to an on-stage sex-act performance) Chocolate sandwich! Chocolate sandwich! Chocolate sandwich! Chocolate sandwich!
Bring me my stunt cock.
[that line is so good. source?]
Bring the old man! We can’t have them running off to warn the creature! We’ll rid the village of this beast. WHO’S WITH ME?!
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
I will tolerate one gang, because that is the nature of things. A certain amount of corruption is inevitable. But if I find two gangs here when I get back, then in a couple of hours there will be no gangs here. So it’s simple. One gang quits and goes home. You boys work it out.
And though I’m no Olivier … If he fought Sugar Ray … He would say … That the thing ain’t the ring, it’s the play. … So give me a stage … Where this bull here can rage … And though I could fight … I’d much rather recite … That’s entertainment.