Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

–You were crazy, Will.
–Yeah, no one liked me. Mountain boys all thought I was gonna shoot 'em out of pure meanness.
–Well, like I said, you ain’t like that no more.

“You got something against dogs?”
“I do when they’re slobbering on me.”
“It’s a medical condition! She’s mean, bro!”

Dogs got no reason to live.

The world is a funny place, no? Sometimes you pick your dog. Sometimes your dog picks you.

“It’s my mark of power, cat!”
“It’s the mark of a makeup artist, dog!”

You’re the man now, dog!

Bark bark bark bark bark. [Not my transliteration of a dog, FTR]

Did that dog just say “Hi, there”?

You had me at “hello.”

Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Good evening, Mr. Bond.

This never happened to the other fellow.

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it’s the same thing.

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, I am not listening to Jeffrey, but he’s still talking; I am not listening to you!

Cellophane, Mister Cellophane
Should have been my name, Mister Cellophane
'Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me and never know I’m there

That’s clark, Nice.

You surprised to see us, Clark?

Looking for this? …Is that my voice?! Is that MY voice?! Oh, well.

Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked… just… like… THIS!

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?