Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Can you imagine? A naked man crawling along the wing of an airplane at 35,000 feet?

Inconceivable!

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No, no, I swear! I’ve never felt like this before… with… a human!

Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.

Those aren’t pillows!

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Florinda: [hiding in a box, where Esteban’s angry sword thrust has just narrowly missed skewering her breasts] Thank goodness for small favors!

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If I had a sword…

This sword, with which to fight injustice. This mask, with which to deceive tyranny. And this hat, which needs… reblocking.

[Sorry to go to Zorro, The Gay Blade again so soon. It’s a fave.]

And I’M SICK A’ THE HIGH HAT!

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Put on your Sunday clothes, we’re gonna ride through town.

You know what I wanna do?
Strut.
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Can I wipe your forehead?

No means no.

Never give up, never surrender!

Sir… I have an opinion on this matter

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When I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.

He’s an ignoramus, that knucklehead!

Don’t be a luddy-duddy! Don’t be a mooncalf! Don’t be a jabbernowl! You’re not those, are you?