Lollygaggers!
It’s a familiar dance, monkey nipples, they both know it.
I’m gonna get that son of a bitch.
I’m in hot pursuit.
Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers . . . has been approved.
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Love sometimes will leave you feeling sad and blue. I’m talking about the blues!
But I’m so angry.
You’re a woman. You can hold on to it forever.
Well, right here on the public street, in the light of day, let me tell you, Miriam Deering, that murder starts in the heart, and its first weapon is a vicious tongue.
It’s not the truth, not a word of it is true!
Cosmo: I cannot kill my friend.
[to his henchmen]
Cosmo: Kill my friend.
“He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge. Promise to return him to his ship!”
“I swear, it will be done.”
…
“When we’re out of sight, take him and throw him into the Pit of Despair.”
“I swear, it will be done.”
I oughta busk you right in the mush.
Just a bad joke without a punch line.
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, “I guess you won’t be needing a drink.” Naked lady says… [crashes through ceiling]
I’m broke. Can’t buy another drink.
For a Coke? I can get blown for $7!
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
You’re stoned and you’re late. You were supposed to arrive at this location at eight thirty dash nine o’clock.
I’m overdue!