Well wait’ll you hear what I have to tell you. I have TEN children.
Uh, I need a favor. I want to spend some time with you and the children.
"George, they’re missing!"
“Splendid; splendid.”
Like today. They were in the basement playing zoo and all of them were animals. When I came down, Homer, he was the zookeeper, he said, “What animal are you?” I said, “I’m not an animal, I’m a girl.” And he said, “Only animals allowed. Goodbye!” So I came upstairs.
You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be cleaned and sterilized, so you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!
Whaaaaat an asshole!
Are you the Keymaster?
(From the Panama Canal Wheeze): “Bugs Bunny Swipes Locks off Panama Canal”
I got 'em! I got 'em! I got 'em!
Oh, I’ll get it sooner or later. We’ll all get it! Isn’t there any end to this?
We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.
The whole world seems to be conspiring against me. I’m just asking for a little help for once in my life.
You’re a tiny bit nervous aren’t you?
Not me. I’ve had it rough before. I’m a barracuda.
I’m a pi-ran-ha! They’re in the Am-a-zon!
You lost a tentacle? Well, then you’re not an octopus, you’re a septopus. I may not remember, but I can count.
You can’t expect a demigod to beat a decapod. (Look it up.)
I must find a way to overcome the fire monster’s radiant hate.
Excuse me, excuse me. I don’t mean to harass you, but I was very impressed with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. And I was thinking to myself, now this girl’s special.
Quick, quick. I like a quick girl.
I like smart girls.