With friends like you, who needs enemas?
No more waste dumps. I guess we’ll have to stow it.
There’s nothing wrong with him that retirement and a healthy bowel movement wouldn’t cure.
Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
Your watch has stopped.
You’re so full of shit your eyes are brown.
My dear, this watch has neither gained nor lost a second since the day you gave it to me!
God isn’t interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
You’ll be the death of me yet, Nick Nack.
You’ll thank me in the morning.
Years from now when you think of this – and you will – be kind.
That’s just what Jesus said!
Man I hate that guy, he’s a jerk. He is a jerk, right?
Navin, I’d love you if you were the color of a baboon’s ass.
This is true love - you think this happens every day?
Love, desire, ambition, faith - without them, life’s so simple, believe me.
Who’s the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
For me, bullshit is like breathing.
No, no, Biff, it was horse shit, and it was all over the car!
The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who’s been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.