I had to come all the way from the highway and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to MotorCity, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together.
Was Wisconsin really that bad?
Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
I’m from the United States of kiss-my-ass.
We’re Americans, with a capital ‘A’, huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
America, fuck yeah!
I have a cousin in America.
I ain’t your cousin you rat motherfucker.
What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin’ rat anyway. His family’s all rats. He’ll grow up to be a rat.
If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility?
Well, I’ll tell you something about that fire, a lot of things went wrong. The door, called the hatch? They couldn’t get it open when they needed to get out, that was one thing. Well, a lot of things went wrong.
Did it look at you? Did the fire look at you? It did. Whoa. Wow. Our worlds aren’t that far apart after all, are they? So, whoever is doing this knows the animal well, doesn’t he? He knows him real well, but he won’t let him loose. He won’t let him have any fun, so he does not love him. Now who doesn’t love fire, and is around trychtichlorate all day long?
First principles, Clarice. Simplicity.
PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let’s do that now shall we? Pros… it doesn’t mean anything, you can forget about that… Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun… to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don’t want it, to push away… it doesn’t even belong in this word really.
Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake? And that it would have been much better if they’d not turned out to be men?
This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice!
A guy on the other end of the line says, we’ve got this guy’s little girl, if you don’t give him all your money, we’re gonna kill her.
And shit… man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it… a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that’s cool… that’s, that’s cool, I’m, I’m saying, she needs money, man. And of course they’re going to say that they didn’t get it, because… she wants more, man! She’s got to feed the monkey, I mean uh… hasn’t that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
Having an affair is nothing like taking a pottery class.
I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.