Made me look like a duck in water.
Lord love a duck.
Every duck has his limit, and you scum have pushed me over the line!
Alright! Why a duck? Why that…why a duck? Why a no chicken?
You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?
Out of play - I love that movie!
Back in play:
I didn’t want a duck! I wanted a puppy!
“How’s this for a new team name: The Ducks!”
“Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?”
He’s Hitler with a tail. He’s The Omen with whiskers. Even Nostradamus didn’t see him coming!
Nostradamus was wrong.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man who knows what you’re going to do before you do it. The amazing Frank Cadillac!
I’m Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on video and audio cassette.
Yessir, that’s New Deal Used Cars… Now wait just a Goddamn minute. What the hell is this? Is this a 1974 Mercedes 450SL for twenty-four thousand dollars? That’s too fucking high. [Blows up car with dynamite.] Yessir. We blew the shit out of that over-priced motherfucker just the way we blow the shit out of all high prices, down here at New Deal Used Cars. So y’all come on down. Did you hear what I said? New Deal Used Cars. So y’all come on down. Did you hear what I said?
Would you shop at a store called “Unpainted Huffheins”?
They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.
Dr. Curnow is not sending the message. He is in accessway two.
E.T. phone home.
I tell you from its size and its appearance this thing come from outer space.
No, I’m from Iowa; I just work in outer space.
Out! Back to the sixties! Back! There’s no place for you here in the future! Get back while you still can!
Clouded this boy’s future is.