Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

The machine emits microwave radiation to mutate the water molecules. The more we ask it to make, the more clouds it takes in, the more radiation it emits, the more the food molecules could overmutate. I think that’s what’s making the food bigger.

Let me tell you what I heard: “Blah blah blah, science science science, BIGGER!” And bigger is BETTER!

They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.

Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.

I used to hate the water…

I can’t imagine why.

And when they pulled him out of the water… he was dead.

I got better.

I love dead… hate living.

I love Creedence.

Now, here a few years ago,we had a young vocalist up on our stage by the name of Elvis Presley. He, a few of you may remember… He caused quite a sensational reaction… among the youngsters in our studio audience.

This is John Daly reporting with the CBS mobile unit… in front of the nation’s capitol…
bringing you on-the-spot coverage of our current teenage crisis… over the drafting of Conrad Birdie.

No draft! No draft! Show them what we think of their draft!

Son, there ain’t no draft no more.

There used to be?

The ostrich hides by sticking its head in the sand… and sometimes, in the flag.

The full grown male African ostrich or the Latin “struthio camelus” can go to an average size of sixty six inches… and weight anywhere from 225 to 350 pounds that can get up to… well an average speed of… 27 miles per hour.

These are …pets, of course.

And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

I am resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live or die amongst you all. While we stand together no invader shall pass. Let them come with the armies of Hell; they will not pass! And when this day of battle is ended, we meet again in Heaven or on the field of victory.

For Frodo!