Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

But doctor…I am Pagliacci.

I’m only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I’m really crying / You might join me for a weep.

Is this clown bothering you, Mel?
(Yes, I cheated)

“Clowns are funny people, they only love once.”

“All men aren’t that way, even if they act like clowns.”

What’s the matter, kid? Don’t ya like clowns?

No…

Why? Don’t we make ya laugh? Aren’t we fuckin’ funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I’m gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain’t got a reason why you hate clowns, I’m gonna kill your whole fucking family.

We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we are aware of.

Webster’s International Dictionary defines murder as the unlawful taking of human life by another human being. On a November evening in 1955 the definition became obsolete. A mass murder was being planned.

“We all end up dead, it’s just a question of how and why.”

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You never know, lightning could strike.

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

Dont cry baby. Knew this was one way ticket, but you know I had to come. Love you wife.

“Let’s get some of that Saturday night beaver.”

He’s a beaver, he shouldn’t be saying anything!

Yes, words are useless! Gobble, gobble, gobble…too much, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work, that is why you are HERE!

I think you don’t realize how hard I worked to get people interested in your work.

Let me give you a piece of advice, junior: your music make sense to no one… but yourself.

It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. The listener has no choice. It is like hypnotism.

Now, sink into the floor.

I’m melting, melting! Who would have thought a little brat like you could destroy such beautiful wickedness.

Look, it’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down.