Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

What’s the word, hummingbird? Tell me quick about Hugo and Kim.

I thought Baby told you. Look, I’m not sure. Penny said so, but you know with girls like that. They’re liable to pin it… on any guy around.

Don’t worry about it Kenickie, it was somebody else’s mistake.

Well, that was unexpected.

Whatever happened to playing a hunch, Scully? The element of surprise, random acts of unpredictability? If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.

We’re alike. I, too, believe that everyone should have a chance at a breathtaking piece of folly once in his life. I was twenty when they said a woman couldn’t swim the Channel. You’re twelve; you think a horse of yours can win the Grand National. Your dream has come early; but remember, Velvet, it will have to last you all the rest of your life.

I’m practicing to swim the Channel.

Who wants to go swimming?

Lemme see your fingers. Alex Kintner they are beginning to prune.

The first rule of swim club, don’t talk about swim club.

Against the rules. You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.

Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say “let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say.” Well, you’re dead now, so shut up.

Yes I can, I will and I do! And it’s more than talk you’ll be gettin’ if you step a step closer to me!

You expect me to talk when all I could preserve is my own measly, worthless life? TOO BLOODY RIGHT, I’LL TALK! I’ll talk, I’ll talk, just try and stop me!

My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.

I had better sex in prison.

“You want to know something that’s always fascinated me? Are the prison romances that sometimes spring up between inmates and girls from the outside. Sometimes quite beautiful girls. I mean, would you, for example, could you actually become involved, I mean, romantically, with a prisoner?”

“Absolutely not.”

Prisoners of love. Blue skies above. Can’t keep our hearts in jail!

“If there is trouble, I stay to help you. For your father. For your father.”

(OMG, “Stalag 17” and “L. A. Confidential”! I love you guys!)