I never knew my real dad. You could be my dad for all I know. Are you my dad?
No, I am your father.
He chose you, honey! From all the women in the world to be the mother of his only living son!
He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!
Moses! Move the bike!
Moses, hear what I say. I have been a slave all my life. And God has never answered my prayers until now. God saved you from the river, He saved you in all your wanderings, and even now, He saves you from the wrath of Pharaoh. God will not abandon you. So don’t you abandon us.
Shane! Shane! Come back!
They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn’t go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I’ve got a man waiting for me.
Now, you listen to me, Stupid, I’ll handle things. Yes, and I’ll have you back on Broadway and in The Palace! In less than six months.
Think about the future!
Never tell anybody outside the family what you’re thinking again.
I know how to do it now. There are nearly thirteen million people in the world. None of those people is an extra. They’re all the leads of their own stories. They have to be given their due.
You know, there are four hundred billion stars out there, just in our galaxy alone. If only one out of a million of those had planets, and just of out of a million of those had life, and just one out of a million of those had intelligent life; there would be literally millions of civilizations out there.
We come in peace.
You’re stoned and you’re late. You were supposed to arrive at this location at eight thirty dash nine o’clock.
Attention. Captain McIntyre will give a lecture on blood and fluid replacement in the mess hall at 0800… Uh, correction… at 021… At 9:00 this evening.
Somebody get this fool a Band-Aid.
I mean, where do you train your nurses, Mrs. Christie - Dachau?
Blucher!
[horses whinny in fear]
“I’ve heard you help people with horse problems.”
“Truth is, I help horses with people problems.”