According to The Oxford English Dictionary, the word “snapshot” was originally a hunting term.
You’re not wrong Walter. You’re just an asshole.
Remember, no matter what, it’s better to be a live dog than a dead lion.
So, in all my lives as a dog, here’s what I’ve learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don’t get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.
I used to be a pelican, what were you?
Fish are friends, not food.
Friends come in all sizes!
That’s a fact, it’s true!
All the colors of rainbow
From mauve to blue,
The names are different,
The shoes don’t match,
Some like to toss
And others to catch,
One might say grasp
While the other says snatch,
Because… friends come in all sizes!
Take it from me, golly gee!
Size doesn’t matter
When you want some friendly patter
From a pal who is true,
And will lift you up when you’re blue!
You can count on him,
He can count on you!
It’s true, it’s true,
Friends come in all sizes!
And we all know that friends don’t hit each other… unless they have to.
It is so great having you as a friend. I mean, every time something goes wrong in my life, all I’ve got to do is look at yours and it puts everything into perspective.
Well, just go ahead and chuckle away, mister. I don’t hear God laughing.
Hey, Lord… whatever I done, don’t strike me blind for another couple of minutes.
Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ‘bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.
Dad, I want to be a physicist.
I’m proud of ya… All of ya. Every man wants his children to be better’n he was. You are.
I am your father.
I’ll never rule the universe with you!
In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move.
Okay, I’ll wipe it off. Just a little town, that’s all.
If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge, that his very appearance would drive them out of town.
If you want some friendly advice, get a haircut and take a bath. You wouldn’t get hassled so much.