I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay?
Maybe in college you can walk into any building and get your fancy foods and gourmet coffees but you don’t know shit about the real world, Missy. Hey! Out here if you want sushi you better catch you some fucking fish!
This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Cock! I need more cock!
Oh, Jimmie, don’t even worry about that…
'Fraid someone’s gonna steal your ideas and sell 'em to Hollywood, huh?
Sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass everyday, but, mister you ain’t seen a ray of light since you got here.
You should clone yourself. So you can fuck yourself.
“Fuck you?” Thank you very much! I come here to give you a fucking package and you decide to blow me shit? Like… like… like you’re MY idea of a dream come true??? Taking shit from a dildo with ears? You know, when I was like 5, I said, “Dad, Dad! Can I get a job where random fucking shitheads blow me crap all day?”
None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you; you’re locked up in here with me.
I do wish we could chat longer, but… I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
I’m Julia Child. Bon appetit!
Sure I’ve heard of grits. I just never actually seen a grit before.
I wanted a man with grit.
Well, I suppose he has that. He’s a notorious thumper. He’s not a man I would care to share a bed with.
You were right- all I am is what I’m after.
Chevy? That’s a jerk-off, man. This here is pure pussy.
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
Pure pussy? Tell that to the judge.
A pussy? A pussy?!?