You made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!
Focker, I’m not going to tell you again! Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He’s a cat for Christ sakes!
Raoul, look what the cat dragged in.
Now, just a minute, Gregory, D.C.'s a cat! He can’t help his instincts. He’s a hunter, just like you are. Only he’s not stupid enough to stand out in the pouring rain all day!
You’re a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
Hey, YOUR nose is going to be 3 foot wide across your face, by the time I’m finished with you!
A lie keeps growing and growing until it’s as plain as the nose on your face.
I don’t believe it.
Oh, look! My nose! What’s happened?
You are too simple. Why, you might have said a great many things. Why waste your opportunity? For example, thus: AGGRESSIVE: I, sir, if that nose were mine, I’d have it amputated on the spot. PRACTICAL: How do you drink with such a nose? You must have had a cup made especially. DESCRIPTIVE: 'Tis a rock, a crag, a cape! A cape? Say rather, a peninsula! INQUISITIVE: What is that receptacle? A razor case or a portfolio? KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on. CAUTIOUS: Take care! A weight like that might make you top-heavy. ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea. SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer! RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of… prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships? These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse. But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: A, S, S. Ass!
Your ass ain’t talkin’ your way out of this shit.
Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.
Honesty? You want honesty? Honestly, I think you’re nothing. Nothing but a pure waste of God-given talent. You don’t listen to nobody, man!
You can’t handle the truth.
What it is, big mama, my mama didn’t raise no dummies, I dug her rap!
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t git no help!
What’s so fucking funny?
We drank your liquor!
I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE! I drink it up!
Whoa! That’s a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars, but it’s pretty fucking good.