And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together.
Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich.
Don’t fuck with me fellas. This ain’t my first time at the rodeo.
Did you stay for the rattlesnake round up?
How dare you! It was you, who brought that snake? You brought the devil!
Damn it, H.I., ain’t I got enough to contend with?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Bring me some reefers!
Sweet, this shit just kicked in!
It’s like God’s looking right at you, just for a second, and if you’re careful… you can look right back.
And if you have faith, anything is possible, anything at all.
It IS true, you pompous ass!
At some point, every defense lawyer has to choose between his own need to know the truth and the best interests of his client.
Sure. I got a guilty conscience. I defended you, Steve, because I found the wrong man was on trial.
Out of order, I’ll show you out of order! You don’t know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I’d show you, but I’m too old, I’m too tired, I’m too fuckin’ blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I’d take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you’re talkin’ to? I’ve been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn’t nothin’ like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you’re merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are… executin’ his soul! And why? Because he’s not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you’re gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!
I sing of days long gone when pioneers in wagons rode, rode west to Oregon!
He rode a blazing saddle
He wore a shining star
His job to offer battle
To bad men near and far
“People! I ain’t people! I’m a… ‘a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament.’ It says so, right there.”
Oh, do you mean you’re really - the - Baby Jane Hudson?
That’s all I need. A baby telling me what an idiot I am. Like I don’t get enough of that at work?